No, Mom. I go to Hogwarts.
| Mom: |
So are you ready for school tomorrow?
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| Me: |
What? I don't start tomorrow. I start Wednesday.
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| Mom: |
What are you talking about?
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| Me: |
September 1st is when I start, Mom.
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| Mom: |
No. Stop being silly. I'm waking you up at six tomorrow.
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| Me: |
Why? The train doesn't leave until eleven.
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| Mom: |
What train? Stop being ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all your supplies?
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| Me: |
No. I have almost everything, but I still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me?
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| Mom: |
Cindy, I'm serious. Quit.
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| Me: |
Mom. I'm scared.
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| Mom: |
Oh, honey! Why?
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| Me: |
.... What if they put me in Slytherin?
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| Mom: |
GO TO YOUR ROOM. |
2:07 pm • 3 September 2010 • 112,617 notes